Beware the Office Holiday Party

I hope I'm not too late.

I say this every year, and every year, I read about someone who got a little too loose and had way too much fun at the office party.

I'll keep this short and sweet.

• If you think your outfit is inappropriate, it probably is
• If you think you've had too many, you have - switch to water
• Keep your hands to yourself
• To err is human - to get snookered at your holiday party is just plain dumb
• Don't be the first one to arrive
• Don't be the last one to leave
• Have fun - but not too much fun