Samuel Alito's Self-Serving Dobbs Leak Theory Is Back In The News

Samuel Alito has a theory about who leaked the Dobbs decision; also, has mirror.

Supreme Court Justices Samuel Alito And Elena Kagan Testify Before The House Appropriations Committee

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Samuel Alito’s turn as a despicable wrestling heel is far from over — indeed, the justice is leaning in. On Friday — more than a month after we’d all pretty much come to the conclusion that the leak of the Dobbs decision, which ended the 50 years of reproductive freedom in this country, came from the right of the Court — Alito is back out talking his shit about the unprecedented leak.

A lot of it we’ve heard before — Alito has been pushing the victim narrative for a while. His theory is that the leak of the Dobbs decision before it was formalized could have incentivized assassins eager to stop the decision.

“Those of us who were thought to be in the majority, thought to have approved my draft opinion, were really targets of assassination,” he said. “It was rational for people to believe that they might be able to stop the decision in Dobbs by killing one of us.”

Nearly verbatim, this is what Alito said back in October. Because he cares a lot more about his own potential security risk — despite the ballooning security budget for the Court. But not at all about the rising mortality rate for childbirth that is directly traceable back to the Dobbs decision he penned.

Perhaps it isn’t surprising Alito is pushing the Shaggy theory (Wasn’t Me). We now know (long suspected, but now know) thanks to Joan Biskupic’s new book, Nine Black Robes: Inside the Supreme Court’s Drive to the Right and Its Historic Consequences, that the leak calcified Alito’s draft as the opinion of the Court, taking momentum away from John Roberts’s death by a thousand cuts approach.

Alito also went on to say that although “investigators have been unable to determine at this time, using a preponderance of the evidence standard, the identity of the person(s) who disclosed the draft majority opinion,” he has a “pretty good idea” who leaked the opinion. He’s just trolling us, right? Like he just wants to see how many Man in the Mirror references can be made. Because Alito’s pet theory of the leak is not more likely than the leak coming from someone who had a vested interest in solidifying the bold approach of Alito’s original draft. Indeed, THAT’S WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, so there’s a pretty good chance the leaker put that pretty obvious puzzle together all by themselves.

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Alito’s comments are absolutely a rehash of the tired stories he’s rolled out before. But given the lack of formal clarity on the leaker, I imagine we’ll hear the tale again and again. It’s a surefire way to ensure popular culture has an alternative theory as to the leaker’s identity that casts doubt on the logical right-wing culprit.


Kathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, host of The Jabot podcast, and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter @Kathryn1 or Mastodon @Kathryn1@mastodon.social.

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