Morning Docket: 10.04.21

* Couple bought home without knowing it was the site of events that inspired The Exorcist. Does this count as a material or immaterial omission of fact? [NPR] * In the most Karen move this side of the Mississippi, Mom calls police on her son because she doesn't like his haircut. [Fox Wilmington] * Torts professors, watch out! New trend on TikTok involves smacking teachers. Might want to update your syllabus. [Valley News Live] * Diamond Season: Woman finds 4 carat yellow diamond in a public diamond mine. [Insider] * Recent oil spill leaks 126k barrels of oil into Californian waters. Might not be the best time to visit the beach. [NBC25 News]

* Couple bought home without knowing it was the site of events that inspired The Exorcist. Does this count as a material or immaterial omission of fact? [NPR]

* In the most Karen move this side of the Mississippi, Mom calls police on her son because she doesn’t like his haircut. [Fox Wilmington]

* Torts professors, watch out! New trend on TikTok involves smacking teachers. Might want to update your syllabus. [Valley News Live]

* Diamond Season: Woman finds 4 carat yellow diamond in a public diamond mine. [Insider]

* Recent oil spill leaks 126k barrels of oil into Californian waters. Might not be the best time to visit the beach. [NBC25 News]


Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. Before that, he wrote columns for an online magazine named The Muse Collaborative under the pen name Knehmo. He endured the great state of Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com.