Morning Docket: 05.13.22

* I know that Nietzsche had some thoughts on the utility of truth and lies, but actively fighting history is just silly. [NBC News]

* No, Patrick, you cannot puff, puff, drive. [Oregon Live]

* Sports betting was legalized in Kansas. Finally, something to do for fun besides eat barbecue. [Kansas Reflector]

* Ding Dong Protest: Wonder who was behind the SCOTUS home meet and greets? [USA Today]

* The Louisiana bill that tried to classify abortions as homicides didn’t make it into law. Woop Woop! [Reuters]

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