At This Rate, Maybe Elon Will Lay Off His Legal Team And Hire A Robot -- See Also

While I'm Not Sure Of The Best Way To Get Laid, Being Laid Off Is Probably One Of The Worst: Stroock just conducted a round of layoffs. Keeping The You In Team: This firm vowed to keep their associates and staff amidst layoff season. Paying Your Debt To Society Still Carries A Tab: Law clerk pressured to step down over something that happened when Bill Clinton was in office. Totally Competent Man Proves How Knowledgeable He Is By Hiring A Firm He Hates To Defend Him: Yes, it is Elon Musk. AI Meets JD: This quick trick could make you a millionaire. Would probably piss off Clarence Thomas too.