No, The President’s Uncle Was Not Eaten by Cannibals . . . Seriously

President Joe Biden has been long accused of false stories that have ranged from an invented arrest with Nelson Mandela to a zombie-like train conductor. Some are more serious like lying about influence peddling by his family or constitutional norms. However, as a military history nut, one new story stood out this week. President Biden suggested that his uncle Ambrose “Bozey” Finnegan may have been eaten by cannibals in World War II. What is striking about this story is the specificity of the key facts … and the fact that they are entirely false (other than his uncle dying near New Guinea).

During a stop in Pittsburgh on Wednesday, Biden told the story of how Bozey may have been consumed by the natives of New Guinea.

“He was a hell of an athlete, they tell me, when he was a kid. He flew those single-engine planes as reconnaissance over war zones, and he got shot down in New Guinea. They never found the body because there used to be, there were a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea.”

The account appears in the official transcript of Biden’s remarks. He added “They never recovered his body, but the government went back when I went down there and they checked and found some parts of the plane.”  It is not clear when that search occurred and where the additional plane parts were found given that it crashed in the ocean. However, it suggests that he later (as senator, Vice President or President) followed up on the story with the military in locating confirming wreckage).

The alternative would be to rely on a witness. Yes, there was a survivor who gave a detailed account, including how Finnegan and the others remained in the plane as it sank.

The more glaring problem is that Bozey was not flying a plane and was not shot down. It was not a single engine plane but a Douglas A-20 Havoc with two Pratt & Whitney R-985 Wasp Junior 9-cylinder radial engines. He was not the pilot but a passenger on a plane. (Indeed, he was not referenced in the official report as a pilot but a staffer at the Headquarters of the Fifth Air Force). The plane had mechanical problems and crashed near New Guinea. He did not disappear in a sea of cannibals but the actual sea when he and other passengers failed to get out of the wreckage.

“On May 14, 1944, an A-20 havoc (serial number 42-86768), with a crew of three and one passenger, departed Momote Airfield, Los Negros Island, for a courier flight to Nadzab Airfield, New Guinea. For unknown reasons, this plane was forced to ditch in the ocean off the north coast of New Guinea. Both engines failed at low altitude, and the aircraft’s nose hit the water hard. Three men failed to emerge from the sinking wreck and were lost in the crash. One crew member survived and was rescued by a passing barge. An aerial search the next day found no trace of the missing aircraft or the lost crew members.”

That was not the only false claim made by the President in his remarks. It was also surprising to see the President claim that it was after D-Day that all four uncles enlisted. That was June 6, 1944. However, his uncle was shot down in May 1944, which would mean that he was shot down a month before he enlisted. It is more likely that they enlisted like millions of others after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

However, the fake story led me to look into whether there were any accounts of pilots being eaten by cannibals. Surprisingly, there are accounts of Japanese troops engaging in such cannibalism.

One of the documented stories of Japanese cannibalism involved another president. George H.W. Bush was a combat pilot in World War II and  survived being shot down over the Pacific during a raid on the island of Chichi Jima in September of 1944. He was not alone. Nine other airmen went down, but only Bush was able to evade capture because he bailed out over the sea. Nevertheless, he only survived because other pilots gave covering fire as he paddled away in a life raft.

The other eight were not so lucky. James Bradley’s book Flyboys: A Story of True Courage details the tragedy that unfolded. They were beaten and tortured and eventually beheaded.  Major Sueo Matoba then had their flesh prepared for an officers’ feast and a party in his quarters. Also Captain Shizuo Yoshii hosted a similar feast and both General Yoshio Tachibana and and Rear Admiral Kunizo Mori, the army and navy commanders of the island,  reportedly partook in the meals. The four airmen used for the meals were Marve Mershon, Floyd Hall, Jimmy Dye, and Warren Earl Vaughn.

Ironically, there are also stories of native cannibals rescuing downed pilots and, rather than eating them, helping them survive and make it back to their commands.

As is often the case, the White House simply refused to address the false claim and made it sound like reporters were denigrating the service of his uncle by asking about the cannibal story. White House spokesman Andrew Bates declared “President Biden is proud of his uncle’s service in uniform” and emphasized that Finnegan ”lost his life when the military aircraft he was on crashed in the Pacific after taking off near New Guinea.”

 

313 thoughts on “No, The President’s Uncle Was Not Eaten by Cannibals . . . Seriously”

  1. “@RudyGiuliani

    Joe Biden just told us a story about his uncle being eaten by cannibals in *New Guinea…*

    It sounds suspiciously familiar to the story of Michael Rockefeller, who went missing in 1961 with some speculation that he may have been killed and eaten by tribespeople in *New Guinea.*”

  2. Biden’s fabrication apparently left a bad taste in the mouths of some actual Papa New Guinea cannibals:
    Not ‘The Onion’: New Guinea Academics Say Cannibals Would Be Offended By Biden’s Tale Of Uncle Being Eaten
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/not-onion-new-guinea-academics-say-cannibals-would-be-offended-bidens-tale-uncle-being
    The day Turley published this I was tempted to comment that cannibalism is typically a restricted, ceremonial, practice, not people ingesting others for nourishment, but I lacked the time to research a cite. So this comment kills two birds with one stone.

  3. How can anyone feel comfortable with Joetato in charge of the nation. This guy can actually stand up there and pretend his false dementia memories are going to be swallowed.
    The entire world is belly laughing every time an “un-juiced” Biden opens his mouth.
    It speaks to the mental fitness of the democrat party as a whole.

  4. Next Old Joey will be saying his Black, Jewish, Puerto Rican, Chinese (and numerous others) uncle was an astronaut and planted the flag on the moon.

  5. I don’t believe anything Biden says and there is no doubt his uncle’s plane went down in the ocean. However, I once had (and may still have) a book called Gore and Glory written by a B-17 pilot who flew out of Australia and New Guinea in 1942-43. If my memory is correct, he mentioned that there were cannibals in the New Guinea jungles. There may not have been but evidently US personnel thought there were. As for any captured aircrew being eaten, I don’t know. The story Jon related took place in the North Pacific near Japan, thousands of miles from New Guinea, and involved Japanese officers, not prehistoric natives.

    1. Nobody disputes that there were (and still are) cannibals in New Guinea. All New Guineans were cannibals until white men came and made them stop (as were all Melanesians and Polynesians). In the 1940s there were still many tribes that had never even heard of white men, let alone their peculiar cultural distastes, and thus were still living exactly as they had lived for thousands of years. Even today there are still some uncontacted tribes, who are stone-age cannibals.

      So nobody is accusing Biden of making that part up. Just the part about his uncle.

    2. Rockefeller
      New Guinea
      1950’s dinner with the Natives
      Biden’s Uncle not so much, went down with the aircraft as a passenger.

  6. If Biden is not reelected, he would make a marvelous children’s book author. His imaginative descriptions are unsurpassed. And there is the added benefit to him that he can sniff kids’ hair when they climb into his lap for a story.

    1. Okay they’re both liars but:
      Under Trump, gas was around $1.89/gallon, interest rates were around 2.5%, inflation was barely noticeable, illegals weren’t swarming through the border and our strategic oil supply was completely stocked.
      Oh yeah, and there were no wars for Trump’s four years in the White House because our country and President were respected and even feared.
      But hey, I’m probably interrupting Rachel Madow or Joy Reid’s talking points, and it’s time for some more of that kool-aid.🤣🤣🤣

    2. Biden is a compulsive LIAR and a pervert to name a couple…i”ll stop there.
      Under Trump, gas was around $1.89/gallon, interest rates were around 2.5%, inflation was barely noticeable, illegals weren’t swarming through the border and our strategic oil supply was completely stocked.
      Oh yeah, and there were no wars for Trump’s four years in the White House because our country and President were respected and even feared.

  7. If joe briben cant embellish half truths with lies and or complete fabrications with even more grandiose lies…then he would simply vanish. There is nothing moral ,stable about this walking talking unviable mess.

    1. Read what Turley wrote: Biden says he was TOLD this story. It’s true that his uncle died in a plane crash and that his body was not recovered, and that there were cannibals in the area. Turley calls Biden’s claims about the type of plane and whether it was shot down or crashed due to engine failure a”false statement”, and then proceeds to attack Biden about being a liar.

      Seriously, how does Turley live with himself? Trump is the worst, consistent, pathological liar in political history–something Turley grossly overlooks in attacking Biden for inaccuracies that really aren’t important, when Biden made it clear this is what he was TOLD. AND, at least people named BIDEN did serve their country–something Trump can’t claim.

      Let’s take the classified documents case, shall we? Trump LIED about: declassifying the documents, returning the documents, and he had Walt Nauta move boxes around to keep his attorney from finding the papers and returning them AFTER the other attorney LIED to the FBI about returning all of them. These papers contain NATIONAL SECRETS, disclosure of which could cause people to die and compromise national security. BUT, Turley believes his time and platform are better used for attacking Joe Biden over the details in a story from WWII that he was TOLD about. Sheesh! I’d think even you Trump disciples could see the desperation here–something, anything, to attack Biden for when Trump is one of the most-notorious liars on the planet.

      1. Gigi: Please, please, in all your redundant posts, simply write, “fat, orange pig. Trump Trump Trump”
        That way, we all will know what your comment is about, and it won’t take us so long to scroll past it.

      2. You should seriously go back and watch some of Johnny Carson’s comedy riffs on JoeTato’s pathalogical lying. He’s being pulling this crap since for decades. He was once given the title “the most pathological liar in politics.” He lied about the death of his wife. He lied about his education. He not only continues to lie in his braggadocious tales even when the lefty rags fact check him, but stupidly tells the same lies over and over…exaggerating a little more with each telling.
        Heck, according to JoeTato’s tales, every member of the Biden family since the dawn of man has been either a military or sports hero. Amazing.

      3. Biden, and his press secretary, continually repeat the claim that Trump called veterans “suckers and losers”…
        That is a lie.
        That is false.
        That is fiction.
        But we all know that Joe Biden is a lifelong pathological liar.
        It is what career politician Joe Biden does: He lies.
        You have to wonder why neither Joe, nor his black, lesbian spokes person are rarely, if ever, called out by the press or even the so-called FACT CHECKERS, for obvious lies?
        It’s just such a mystery.

      4. This is the Democrat mindset. Who on earth would want to live under the lawless RULE of these psychopaths?

        “@ByronYork
        Democratic Rep. Bennie Thompson ran the January 6 committee, which mixed elements of show trial and reality series. Focused solely on Trump, of course. Now, Thompson wants to take away Trump’s Secret Service protection if Trump is convicted on any of the 88 felony charges levelled against him by elected Democratic prosecutors and a Biden Justice Department appointee. Obvious subtext here is that removing USSS would make it easier for someone to kill Trump, which is arguably the goal of Thompson’s bill, H.R. 8081: The DISGRACED Former Protectees Act. https://democrats-homeland.house.gov/imo/media/doc/disgraced_former_protectees_act_factsheet1.pdf…

      5. Gigi writes:

        “Let’s take the classified documents case, shall we? Trump LIED about: declassifying the documents, returning the documents, and he had Walt Nauta move boxes around to keep his attorney from finding the papers and returning them AFTER the other attorney LIED to the FBI about returning all of them.”
        This is a LIE.

        “These papers contain NATIONAL SECRETS, disclosure of which could cause people to die and compromise national security.”
        This is a LIE.

        If anyone should be prosecuted and sent to PRISON for classified document CRIMES it is undoubtedly Joe Biden.
        This is a FACT.

        1. Trump’s declassified papers COULD have sent a whole lot of government operators and traitors to PRISON for the rest of their lives. Sending the traitors to Gitmo is not to be confused with: “compromising national security.”

      6. There were no cannibals in the area, i.e. at the bottom of the sea. The nearest cannibals were in the New Guinea Highlands.

    2. And remember he pooped his pant in front of the pope… ya I would say no shit..but in this case that’s wrong

  8. The problem is really not Biden. The problem is the people who vote for guys like Biden. Solve that problem and you will never have another Biden.

  9. I have a hard drive full of Biden’s lies… it amazes me how stupid east coast liberals are. The man is a sociopath.

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